What is a cat's favourite TV show ?
The evening mews !
What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ?
Santa Claws !
  
What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?
None. They were all copy cats !
  
What do you get if cross a cat with a canary ?
Shredded tweet !